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Auburn Chronicles-Entry Five
        I'm not sure if I should feel ashamed or just not care that I missed an entry. But hey, I've got a lot to go over.
        So first of all, my birthday is in a week. Four days after school starts. School starts in three and freshman orientation is in two. Two days. I'm not sure what they're gonna have me do there. I honestly have no idea. Probably hand out schedules then explain rules. I'd be willing to bet money that they're going to force get-to-know-you games on us.
        Speaking of money...My party was today. Mother said that she was so excited to give me my presents that she couldn't wait for another week. My presents. Oh god my presents…
        The party ended just an hour ago. The largest and greatest of my presents were from mother. Such presents include a jet black tuxedo, a Pearl drum set, a new smartphone, and a ford Taurus. We're going to go get my license tomorrow.
 
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Auburn Chronicles-Entry Four
        Something dawned on me today. What if someone actually wants to be with me? What if some foxy lady up and asks me out? I mean, of course I'll go my usual way and answer accordingly, based in how I feel about them. But if I do end up in a relationship then I'm not sure if I could tell them what they can't figure out purely by looks.
        I probably won't end up in this predicament anyway. Not saying that I'm hideous or anything like that—I'm actually pretty dashing. I'm just saying that to get me a girl, I'd have to to first make friends with someone. And if I do that, they'd end up finding out about my secret one way or another. And I don't think they'd want to stay friends much longer after that, just to keep their reputation.
        So no girlfriend. Damn, I was really looking forward to cuddles and kisses with my one true love. No, I couldn't even
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Auburn Chronicles-Entry Three
        Why can't society just accept facts and just look past little things? For what purpose would a middle aged jaguar have to tell me off, just for being a cross-breed?
        Mother has been hounding me a lot recently. "Nazerus Wilde you need to start thinking about your future. What do you want to do? You need to get a job. I can't be your only source of income Etc." All my answers were "I don't know, mother," or "yes mother," or "I'll work on it."
        So I got back into the lawn mowing business until I get word back from Bug Burga. After gassing up my mower, I headed over to Mr. Tony’s house for a scheduled job.
        An hour and fifty bucks later, I was standing in front of the jaguar, listening to his lecture on how disgusting inter-species relationships are, and how unfortunate I am.
   
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Auburn Chronicles-Entry Two
        I'm writing in this thing every two days. I can't keep up with time so I'm not committing to daily entries.
        Drumline auditions were today. I didn't fuck up, which is good, but everyone there had the mindset of "I'm better than you." I understand they were auditions and we were fighting for limited spots, but it's not a competition. If it is, however, I win.
        Like I said. I can turn heads, and so I did. I was easily the best snare player there. Aside from the vets, of course. What middle school did they go to? They didn't even know what a flam was, let alone use proper technique.
        Ah, I can't be too hard on them. Aside from scold them for their ignorance, I should teach them. Help them. That is if they'll let me. I will be working with them after all.
        Now, all I can do is work on the music Amy gave us, and wait for school to come around. Which starts
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Auburn Chronicles-Entry One
        No dates. No "dear diaries." No erasing. And certainly no fantasizing. I'm only doing this to keep my emotions in check.
        I really don't know what to jot down here. I'm not a writer. I'm a drummer. Maybe that's what I'll do...Hell it's my journal. No one's gonna read this anyhow. Might as well write what I think of myself.
        I'm a cross-breed. A disgusting, filthy stain on my family's history. I'm a pitch black fox-rabbit hybrid. I've got a laughably ironic auburn patch on my right eye. A symbolic reference to my very existence.
        Charming looks aside, I'm short (courtesy of mother) and wimpy (my own fault). Personality wise, I can't say much. That's up to everyone else to decide. All I know is that I'm cynical at times, and most the time, I'm just trying to get by.
        I know I can't let the crime that is my existence faze me. Usually, it's my incentive to
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        I'm not sure if I should feel ashamed or just not care that I missed an entry. But hey, I've got a lot to go over.

        So first of all, my birthday is in a week. Four days after school starts. School starts in three and freshman orientation is in two. Two days. I'm not sure what they're gonna have me do there. I honestly have no idea. Probably hand out schedules then explain rules. I'd be willing to bet money that they're going to force get-to-know-you games on us.

        Speaking of money...My party was today. Mother said that she was so excited to give me my presents that she couldn't wait for another week. My presents. Oh god my presents…

        The party ended just an hour ago. The largest and greatest of my presents were from mother. Such presents include a jet black tuxedo, a Pearl drum set, a new smartphone, and a ford Taurus. We're going to go get my license tomorrow.

        Smaller presents include snare sticks, drumsticks, cologne, and a book on jazz drumming. Needless to say I'm shocked. When I asked where she got the money for all this, mother just said not to worry about it. I mean I guess I'm not worried, but just a little curious.

        Huh, so i guess I don't have a lot to go over. But at least I've got an eventful week ahead of me.
Auburn Chronicles-Entry Five
Fifth entry. I doubt hame much to say about these right now. If you spot any typos or anything, please let me know. A watch and/or a comment would be immensely appreciated. Hope you enjoy.
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        Something dawned on me today. What if someone actually wants to be with me? What if some foxy lady up and asks me out? I mean, of course I'll go my usual way and answer accordingly, based in how I feel about them. But if I do end up in a relationship then I'm not sure if I could tell them what they can't figure out purely by looks.

        I probably won't end up in this predicament anyway. Not saying that I'm hideous or anything like that—I'm actually pretty dashing. I'm just saying that to get me a girl, I'd have to to first make friends with someone. And if I do that, they'd end up finding out about my secret one way or another. And I don't think they'd want to stay friends much longer after that, just to keep their reputation.

        So no girlfriend. Damn, I was really looking forward to cuddles and kisses with my one true love. No, I couldn't even keep a straight face while writing it.

        Eight days left. I've decided that I'm going to attend freshman orientation. Despite everything I've told myself, I'm starting to get nervous. I might actually make some friends, and honestly that's fucking terrifying. I'm not certain how others will react to me.

        Oh well. Can't dwell on what might not even happen. I'm probably making something outta nothin. If something happens, it'll happen. If not, then whatever. Whatever happens, I'll make the most of it. Or at least I'll try. Of course, I'm not the deciding factor on if I make friends or not. That's up to them to decide.
Auburn Chronicles-Entry Four
Next entry. I dunno if these are getting longer, but whatever. I hope people are enjoying these, cause I'm not gonna stop posting them. So meh. Hope you enjoy this one guys. Reviews and comments are always appreciated.
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        Why can't society just accept facts and just look past little things? For what purpose would a middle aged jaguar have to tell me off, just for being a cross-breed?

        Mother has been hounding me a lot recently. "Nazerus Wilde you need to start thinking about your future. What do you want to do? You need to get a job. I can't be your only source of income Etc." All my answers were "I don't know, mother," or "yes mother," or "I'll work on it."

        So I got back into the lawn mowing business until I get word back from Bug Burga. After gassing up my mower, I headed over to Mr. Tony’s house for a scheduled job.

        An hour and fifty bucks later, I was standing in front of the jaguar, listening to his lecture on how disgusting inter-species relationships are, and how unfortunate I am.

        I respectfully told him that I'm not looking for pity, or false sympathy, just money. Then I walked away.

        It's been like this ever since we moved to Zootopia. Why do such fickle things matter to them? I don't understand why he even bothers wasting his breath. Makes no difference to me really. I get shit like that so often, it's enough to make a normal kid depressed.

        On a much brighter note, I just recently earned the last fifty bucks I need to buy a car. Gonna go searching with mother tomorrow. We saw some ads in the wall street gerbil the other day for some pretty rad jeeps. Maybe I'll go with that.

        Maybe I'll get some beautiful vixen on all fours for me when I come rolling up in my own car. Ha ha...
Auburn Chronicles-Entry Three
Entry numbah three. I'm very proud of this one. As always, enjoy. Bonus points if you find my subtle animal pun.
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        I'm writing in this thing every two days. I can't keep up with time so I'm not committing to daily entries.

        Drumline auditions were today. I didn't fuck up, which is good, but everyone there had the mindset of "I'm better than you." I understand they were auditions and we were fighting for limited spots, but it's not a competition. If it is, however, I win.

        Like I said. I can turn heads, and so I did. I was easily the best snare player there. Aside from the vets, of course. What middle school did they go to? They didn't even know what a flam was, let alone use proper technique.

        Ah, I can't be too hard on them. Aside from scold them for their ignorance, I should teach them. Help them. That is if they'll let me. I will be working with them after all.

        Now, all I can do is work on the music Amy gave us, and wait for school to come around. Which starts in exactly eleven days. Ten if I decide to go to freshman orientation. I'm actually starting to get excited.

        As long as no one finds out about my past, my parents, my history, and my secrets, I should be fine and the school year will go swimmingly!...On second thought, I'm not that excited anymore.

        Anyway, I gotta bounce. Thanks, powers.
Auburn Chronicles-Entry Two
It has come to my attention that I'm dumb and should have mentioned earlier that 1.) This guy's name is Nazerus Wilde, and 2.) His parents are my own characters, not Judy and Nick, as it might seem. With that outta the way, enjoy!
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        No dates. No "dear diaries." No erasing. And certainly no fantasizing. I'm only doing this to keep my emotions in check.

        I really don't know what to jot down here. I'm not a writer. I'm a drummer. Maybe that's what I'll do...Hell it's my journal. No one's gonna read this anyhow. Might as well write what I think of myself.

        I'm a cross-breed. A disgusting, filthy stain on my family's history. I'm a pitch black fox-rabbit hybrid. I've got a laughably ironic auburn patch on my right eye. A symbolic reference to my very existence.

        Charming looks aside, I'm short (courtesy of mother) and wimpy (my own fault). Personality wise, I can't say much. That's up to everyone else to decide. All I know is that I'm cynical at times, and most the time, I'm just trying to get by.

        I know I can't let the crime that is my existence faze me. Usually, it's my incentive to keep going; to prove everyone wrong. Assholes don't even know the meaning of love. What's so bad about inter-species relationships anyway? I myself think that wolves are pretty fucking sexy.

        I'm starting freshman year soon. Ironwood high, for what it's worth. About a week or so. Really, all I'm excited for is band. It's where I can finally show my stuff. I'm not a prodigy, but I'm talented enough to turn heads. Try-outs are in Two days.

        I'm not nervous at all. All I can hope for is to make snare, and maybe meet a nice wolf. Or maybe I can settle for a coyote. Who knows?

        Wish me luck, non-existent powers that be.
Auburn Chronicles-Entry One
First entry of my oc's journal, based on the Zootopia universe. Hope you like it and more to come.
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Thanks for watching!! Lily's Rainbow Box 
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No problem! Love your art! Tis beautiful
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Aww thanks!!! >D<
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Hope to see more zootopia lol
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Thank you for the watch Llama Emoji-05 (Flower Sparkles) [V1] 
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No problem friendo! Love your art! Is beautiful!
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Thanks for the watch onion dance 
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